-I was so enchanted by your beauty that i ran into that wall over there. So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
- Do you have a BandAid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
- You're so beautiful, you made me forget my pick-up line...
then... the classics... such as:
- did you just fart cause you blew me away!
- If you were a booger id pick you first.
..and so on.
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